Body count of blatantly malevolent nasties

This week so far:

Scorpions: 1
Mice: 1
Big spiders: 3
Millipedes: 1
Crickets / grasshoppers (what's the difference?): 4
Flies: 7
Big ants: 11
Snakes: 0

Basically, anything that moves is interpreted as a threat in a similar style to American military engagement policies.

Doesn't bode well for my karma...