Monday, May 21, 2007

Inspired educational material

Apparently, if you're a child, carrying rocks on your head is enjoyable so long as you're working with adults that you like. Far better than going to play football for example.

Just in case you thought torturing children was a morally grey area, we're told here that it "is very terrible to children's lives".


Apparently a typical dialogue between 'children soldiers' goes something like this:
Child 1: "Eh, poor old woman"
Child 2: "Shoot her dead"


Useful tips here for any parent: "When a child has been acting normally then he or she starts to think or do strange things, the child has developed strange behaviour."


No kidding, "orphaned children are often sad about the death of their parents", and they apparently express this grief by scratching their arm pits, turning up to the funeral in nappies, scratching their chin, and generally looking puzzled.

Political correctness...

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